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  • Thong Diary: Any Woman Who Says She Likes Thongs Is Lying

    Posted on September 30, 2014 by Hanky Panky


    I am sure you hear stories like this all the time but I just wanted to share that we have yet another convert for the World’s Most Comfortable Thong®…

    I was talking to a childhood friend and was asking her about her preference between a thong and a boyshort. She argued with me saying things like “Any woman who says they like thongs is lying.” and compared it to a woman who ”prefers heels over flats only instead of heels it’s a string hiked up your crack” to illustrate how uncomfortable she thinks they are. (She has no problem expressing her opinion.)

    I insisted I could change her mind…So I gave her a Hanky Panky Low Rise Thong after her impromptu wedding. She texted me yesterday and said she wanted to call and congratulate me because “no one in 31 years had won the thong argument with her but I've done it and she is now obsessed!”

    -Sarah, Hanky Panky's Sr. Controller and Financial Analyst

    Do you have a Hanky Panky story you’d like to share? Submit it to thongdiary@hankypanky.com. If it is featured in the diary, we will send you a complimentary gift!


  • Thong Diary: All She Will Wear

    Posted on August 30, 2013 by Hanky Panky

    Hanky Panky Thong with Boots

    I was cleaning out my iPhoto, and came across this Hanky Panky thong photo my wife sent to me last year. They're all she will wear.

    -TJ, Calgary, Alberta, Canada

    Do you have a Hanky Panky story you’d like to share? Submit it to thongdiary@hankypanky.com. If it is featured in the diary, we will send you a complimentary gift!


  • Thong Diary: Bubbie

    Posted on June 10, 2013 by Hanky Panky

    As an almost 70 year-old Bubbie (grandma), I wear ONLY Hanky Panky thongs as my undergarment of choice.

    Recently, I took my 10-year-old granddaughter shopping with me as I needed new yoga pants.

    While in the dressing room together, with my back to her, I bent over and removed my trousers in order to try on the yoga pants.

    In the cramped quarters with my rear end close to her she exclaimed, "BUBBIE, YOU HAVE A WEDGIE"!

    In my experience, this was the first time I had the heard the two words, "Bubbie" and "wedgie" used in the same sentence.

    My vacation home in New Hampshire still has this old-fashioned clothesline. As you would advise, my Hanky Panky thongs NEVER go in the dryer, hence this photo.

    -LT

    Do you have a Hanky Panky story you’d like to share? Submit it to thongdiary@hankypanky.com. If it is featured in the diary, we will send you a complimentary gift!


  • Thong Diary: My Wife is a Convert

    Posted on May 31, 2013 by Hanky Panky

    My wife has always been very "conservative" when it came to her lingerie. Over a couple of years, I had purchased a couple of your competitors’ thongs. She never wore them, as she found them uncomfortable.

    At some point, I heard about Hanky Panky. Seeing them in a store, I bought her a package of three. She wore them, and had no complaints. I have since purchased her more, for Valentine's Day, her birthday, or just a surprise gift.

    Sparkle Box 3 Pack Low Rise Thongs

    Well, now she has about twenty! She won't wear anything else. She says they are very comfortable, and likes the line-free look from behind. She now has some original rise and some low rise in various colors. A couple of Hanky Panky After Midnight® open thongs are also in her drawer, along with some of your other lingerie products.

    Thank you for making a great product.

    VT

    Do you have a Hanky Panky story you’d like to share? Submit it to thongdiary@hankypanky.com. If it is featured in the diary, we will send you a complimentary gift!


  • Thong Diary: Making the Best of Difficult Circumstances

    Posted on May 22, 2013 by Hanky Panky

    Dear Hanky Panky,

    I just wanted to thank you for creating the most fantastic underwear ever—even better than La Perla!

    After my bilateral mastectomy, the nurses loved the fact that your underwear could be maneuvered to change bandages and also helped to hold drainage tubes in place. When I had my flap reconstruction, the nurses again were thrilled to find the underwear so useful! (Both my surgeries were at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester)

    My sister attempted to give me similar thongs that were not Hanky Panky, and I told her not to waste her money.

    I have turned a number of women on to your wonderful thongs—my stepdaughter, future daughter-in-law and colleagues! Everyone loves them!

    I also love your camisoles and nightgowns. All of your items are great quality and last for years!

    My thanks to a dear friend, Joanne Davidson from Complements Lingerie in the Hamptons who turned me on to your products over 9 years ago.

    A loyal customer,

    Diana

    Do you have a Hanky Panky story you’d like to share? Submit it to thongdiary@hankypanky.com. If it is featured in the diary, we will send you a complimentary gift!


  • Thong Diary: Downward Thong

    Posted on October 15, 2012 by Hanky Panky

    I’d like to begin with a confession. I have a serious addiction to overpriced workout clothes. This addiction fuels not only most of my decisions regarding my pocketbook, but also my workout habits. Consider it a means of justification. You can’t buy it if you don’t use it, right?

    So I find myself in yoga quite often, and wearing this active uniform even when I’m not. As you can imagine, this equates to a lot of laundry. Providing the utmost care for my belongings, they find themselves on the delicate cycle in wash—along with my yoga towel and my unmentionables.

    This brings me to my story. Running late to a Friday morning yoga practice, I quickly threw on clothes right out of the dryer, grabbed my yoga towel and ran out the door. Arriving to class as everyone was already seated and ready to begin, I unrolled my mat on the floor. In a far too dramatic fashion, I whipped out my towel like a Spanish matador and draped it over my mat. To my horror, as I shook the towel, a hot pink Hanky Panky thong was set free and sent flying in to the air. I gasped in fear and scrambled to grab them before anyone noticed, but the damage had been done.

    “It could have been worse, at least they’re Hanky Panky undies…” the gal whose mat my undergarments flew over whispered to me as she tucked them under the top corner of mine. I blushed, as bright pink as the lacy panties themselves, and we giggled through our first vinyasa. TGIF, I suppose?!

    As if I needed another reason to fill my drawers with Hanky Panky thongs. Not only are they super comfortable, but should they be exposed as mine were, you’ll have nothing to sweat. Other than your yoga practice, of course.

    -SM

    Do you have a Hanky Panky story you’d like to share? Submit it to thongdiary@hankypanky.com. If it is featured in the diary, we will send you a complimentary gift!


  • Thong Diary: Living Up to Their Reputation

    Posted on June 14, 2012 by Hanky Panky

    Ask me a month ago if I would consider spending $23 on one pair of underwear and I would respond with a resounding "No way, Jose!" My underwear comes from the 70% clearance rack at Target.

    We sell Hanky Panky thongs at Hot Mama. They have a cult following. Customer feedback about these pretty, stretchy lace, one-size-fits-all undergarments is nothing but positive.  Ok, so maybe they're comfortable, but $23 comfortable? Beyond my frugal comprehension.

    Resistance was futile. I just HAD to know what was so incredible about these panties. If for no other reason than to be able to educate my non-Hanky Panky customers about them (or so I told myself). Heck, if these panties could raise another woman's quality of life, who am I to hold them back, right?

    ($23, $23, $23.  Dear Lord, forgive me...) I bought my first Hanky Panky thong a few weeks ago and wore it strategically for the first time on Monday.

    Fortunately (and unfortunately for my wallet), they completely lived up to their reputation. So comfortable, I forgot I was wearing underwear. No muffin top whatsoever.  And most importantly, I felt a bit more confident in them. Should something happen to me that my underwear would be exposed to the world, I would harbor no shame. There is definitely value in that. But enough to justify the price tag? Almost...

    This little video made its way around the Hot Mama family. It was the icing on the cake for me. To learn that Hanky Panky lingerie is made in the USA was a wonderful surprise. I'm now fully on board. Though I can't afford to swap my panty choice overnight, I will continue to buy Hanky Panky thongs (one at a time) in the future. I'm a believer.

    -Jill, Spoils of Wear

    (This Thong Diary originally appeared on the Spoils of Wear blog.)

    Do you have a Hanky Panky story you’d like to share? Submit it to thongdiary@hankypanky.com. If it is featured in the diary, we will send you a complimentary gift!


  • Thank You from Sweden

    Posted on May 3, 2012 by Hanky Panky


    I just want to tell you how happy I am that I found you a couple of years ago. Through the years, I have replaced all of my old panties and now I only wear the Hanky Panky low rise thong. I always tell my friends to do the same, because Hanky Panky is simply the best!

    And now, I have just discovered something fantastic. I have the pleasure of being pregnant and I promise you that there is no better alternative for pregnant woman than the low rise thong from Hanky Panky. They are elegant, sexy and so comfy you don't even notice you're wearing them.

    I just wanted to thank you for making my day!

    best wishes,

    Nathalie, Sweden.

    Do you have a Hanky Panky story you’d like to share? Submit it to thongdiary@hankypanky.com. If it is featured in the diary, we will send you a complimentary gift!


  • Thong Diary: A Hanky Panky Girl

    Posted on April 9, 2012 by Hanky Panky

    Once a year, Randi, our 16 year old daughter, Amanda, and I get rid of our previous year's bras and make the adventure to Nordstrom to purchase new ones. As you know, it's all about the right foundation, and you have to keep those girls up there! My regular salesperson in the lingerie department had called a couple of months earlier to tell me she moved to Arizona, and if I was ever in the area, please stop by. Me? In Phoenix? Not all that likely, but I politely told her that I would stop in.

    Having a trusted salesperson leave after a committed relationship of years is troublesome. Who is going to fit the family now? It's like losing a hairstylist. Well, we were out for lunch and decided to take the chance and stop by. We were greeted by a lovely older woman with a kind smile and a desire to help. I told her the story of my former fitter, and she promised to take excellent care of us. Our boobs were in good hands...so to speak.

    Upon realizing that all three of us required her services, I sure she had to pull from her inner strength as she pulled about a hundred bras. We had every color and shape imaginable...it was an explosion of lace and spandex. Racer-back, convertible, strapless, traditional...red, black, white, hot pink, nude...bows, no-bows, prints, solids...D/DD, C, B...we got them all. Well, not all, but seven or so each.

    Having hit the mother lode on a quiet Sunday, the sly salesperson began to offer matching panties. I said, "No." She persisted in pulling them and asking all the sale-closing questions. I again said, "No." She continued in her attempts to sway my negative resolve. Suddenly, she got the biggest smile on her face and said, "Ah, you're a Hanky Panky girl, aren't you?" I couldn't help but laugh and ask her to point the way to the profusion of colors...that were by chance on sale. What more could I have asked for?

    Yes, I am a Hanky Panky girl.

    Much love and respect,

    Mary

    Do you have a Hanky Panky story you’d like to share? Submit it to thongdiary@hankypanky.com. If it is featured in the diary, we will send you a complimentary gift!


  • Thong Diary: A Late Convert

    Posted on January 16, 2012 by Hanky Panky

    As a woman in my late 40s, I had tried thongs before and had always found them slightly and/or very uncomfortable and always, well, distracting. When I received a brightly colored original rise Hanky Panky thong as a gift, I was amused and although I had to admit the material was softer than the other thongs I had tried, I did not have high hopes.

    Well, was I wrong! They were so comfortable that I forgot I was wearing them within minutes and immediately went out the next day to get several more. :) I am not accustomed to discussing my underwear with friends or co-workers but I couldn't contain my enthusiasm for this product "I discovered".

    Imagine my surprise when my friends patiently listened to my testimonial and then patted my head and laughed because they all already wear Hanky Panky products! I'm so glad to have happened upon your products and am a late but enthusiastic convert!

    Do you have a Hanky Panky story you’d like to share? Submit it to thongdiary@hankypanky.com. If it is featured in the diary, we will send you a complimentary gift!

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